After what seemed like an eternity,a suitable place has been found.Once my lair will be complete,you shall taste the full wrath of Zorak!!!Asassin of the shadows and stealer of cigarette lighters!!!!!
It’s a nice place.There might still be a few things i’ll need to sort out and i’ll probably have to wait a while before i get an internet connection.But just you wait humans…Bear with me for a few more days and i promise you i will reward your patience.Not sure how,but i will.
Now i’m sure you all will wonder what I meant by that.It’s quite self explanatory,really.But seen as how you are nothing more but pityful humans,i’ll condescend with you on this one…
See,this is how it works : If a person has a beautiful car parked on a street it will,most likely,be keyed or otherwise damaged by somebody.The reason for this is as stupid as it is simple: Because they can.
They don’t know the owner,they have nothing against him or his car.They will just do it because it’s there and they have nothing better to do.
Something similar happened to me recently.As you may or may not know,i used to stay in a dorm in Bucharest.I bought the place from an acquaintance for a considerable sum.The only catch was that i had to pretend to be that person during my stay there.Sure.Sounds easy enough,right?Wrong.
After spending around 5 months around new people,you can’t prevent socializing from taking place.Sooner or later you will let your guard down.Normally this isn’t that big of a problem,since most students know who’s there legally and who isn’t.It makes no difference whatsoever since they’re all under the same roof.
This is not valid for the dorm i was staying in.Last week,somebody tipped the admin off about me and it got kind of ugly from there.Needless to say,i decided to leave at night,as soon as i could since i wanted to save my acquaintance from any possible repercussions.So here I stand,homeless,with no dorm,no money and regarding humanity as one step lower and one step closer to hell.
Questions still remain…who was it?…. why did he/she do it? ….what did he/she gain from this? …how did he/she find out?
One answer to all these questions: Who gives a fuck?
I’ve had some time to think about it.I’ve narrowed down my “circle of suspects” and can safely say i now know who it was.I’m not angry,nor am i sad neither vindictive.Just disappointed.
I had no beef with anybody there and i don’t think i offended anybody or caused any problems that couldn’t have been solved amiably.
That person simply did it because there was nothing better to do.So that’s the human race for ya.
Posts will be a bit slow for a while until i find a place to stay and complete another small step in my otherwise flawless plan for world domination.
Until then,quiver with fear,knowing that I,Zorak,Homeless Dark Lord of Inequity may come for your soul even this very night.
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On the third day,a dark cloud approached from the West.
A cloud of swarming locusts.
Beware,pityful humans!For I am Zorak.Lone Locust Of The Apocalypse.Emerald Rogue.Dark Lord of Inequity.Wronger of Rights.Pincher of sensitive areas!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!
Good.Now that i got that out of my system,I’d like to welcome you all to my blog.This is my first post and my first blog,so it’s going to be a gradual learning experience for me.As soon as I get the hang of this whole blogging affair,you will see a gradual increase in the quality of the posts herein.
This blog is only the first step in my grand scheme to rule the world,so consider yourself priviledged to witness your future ruler as he makes his way to the top.
I’d like to give credit where credit is due so i’m sending my greetings to the owners of my 2 favorite blogs that i read on a daily basis.
The first is Darius.An idiot,but a very literate one at that.His style is unique and it won him several awards in various blogging contests.You can check out his blog at www.jeg.ro
And second,there is David Szondy.A british blogger who caught my attention with his site that collects artefacts from the last century that deal with “the future” as seen from times past.A nostalgic/funny site you can see for yourself at www.davidszondy.com.I reccomend going through the “Future Past” and” Ephemeral Isle” sections of his site too.They make for some good reading and a few good laughs.
This concludes my first post.I’ll be adding more interesting stuff as soon as i find a little time.Stay tuned and watch for the skies.
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